Live For the Simple Days

slenderlock:

madame-vashtranerada:

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

is coulson in a suit 

it’s his casual suit

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

I like how in the end frame he looks like he’s going to trip XD

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

I like how in the end frame he looks like he’s going to trip XD

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

Party Post! Happy Birthday John and Jane! For your present I gave you a Dad, I’m doing this human birthday thing right, right?

You can check out my scalemate tag, for more insanity.

HAPPY APRIL 13th EVERYONE!

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worthlessailurophile:

the-chosen-juan:

dutchster:

theheartmaid:

riker-wears-a-skant:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

Ì̞͍̘͎̮͔̹̄̄̾͛͛ͅ ̂ͥ̌ͫͯ͆͆҉̷͇̫̰̦̼̤͓̻̥͡g̱̖̙̫̉̏ͧ̂̍ͪ́i̡̘̠͌ͨ̅͒̇̚v̥̲̠̱̳͍͇͎̙ͮͦ̌ͩe̥͇̤̘͒ͣͤͨ͢ ͔̥͖͚̮̩͖̐̐̓̊̕͢y̢͍̳̠͚ͮ́͛ͭ́̅ͯo̡͚ͧͣ͆͊ͯ͊̾͑͢uͪ̃ͣ҉̸̺̻ ͫ͋ͦ̀ͬͪ̌͒͏̹͔͉͍a̶̡̭̯̳͍͚ͬͬͣͯͨͯ̐͢ ̆̋͗ͯ̿ͪ̈́̽҉̥̝̮͍͍̘͎̥̤h̊̏ͫͭ̆ͪ͡҉͏̤̠̖̲͙̥̞a̯̒͌͆̔̈́͡m̨͈̯̖̲͚͈̳̿ͅb̸͓̣̙̥̼̍ͩͫ̓̇͂́͝ͅu̶̸͎͉̮͈͛ͦ͑́ͅr̟̦̤͔̫͇̠͔̓̏ͧ̈̄͑̚g̡͍̲̜̯̥̣̩ͣ̾ͧ̓͛͐̽͠e̞ͭ̔̚͠r̯̜͊͗̀͜͟.̛̺̳̝̔͌ͭ͊̽̆ͧ͟
̣̫̪̣̠̺̾͑̊̊ͩ͆͘͞
̉͊͏͚̟Ạ̢̬̹͖̗̎̑̇̕͞s̭͉͍͕̙͙ͥ̂̒̐ͧͬ ̷̴̸̲͓̮͋̈́͐̀̈ỷ̱̫͚̮͇̖͙͇͆̉̊ͩ̄̂̀̚͟o̤̜̺̩̬̾ͪ̀̐̌͗̽ų̫̣͕̮͚͒̀̎͛͛͟͢ͅ ̜͈̥̲̖ͯḳ̡͚̻̭͓͌͐́̈͛̋͟ĭ̬͌̋ͥ̓̋͐͢l͇̬̮͖̤ͫͯ̔͐̅̓͢ļ̨͈͍̮̪̟̼͓͗̂͐͆ͪͫ̌͝ ̢̢̹̳̝̘̤̆̓̔̉m̖̬̜̮͇̼͍̝̽ͦ́͡e̪͇͆̅̓̐͐̾,̱̥̬͈̙̠̓́ͪͩ̚ͅ ̷̘̰̐̄̑̿̎ͤ̽̀͠I̴̺̭̝̯̟̹͚̜̼͆͑̈́̉͑̂̆ ̱̓̆̅̇ͨ̃ͯ̑̉̕͢d̝͍̮̋͗ͤ͋̔̐ͣ͌ͭö͈̜͚͇̲̠͇͓͠ ̴̼͕̲̱ͤ͋ͣ̏̀͢n̢̠̜̖̋́ͧ̽͢o͙̰͓̒̇̉͗̾̄͞ͅt̵̼̗͂̉̚͝ ̧̤̙͐̊ͬ̔ͩ͛̎̀̚m̧̙͕̬̗̥̘̀̎ͭ̎̾̾ͧa̭̣̜̦̥͙̱̣͊̂͌͐̇̆̈̔͟͝k͔̺̰̭͔̆ͨͪ̆ͦͣ̄e̸͇̻̎̉ͧ̑͛̓̿ͪ͟ ̲̪̹̱̜̝͈̂ͯ̓͌̊͘a̢̫̹̝̥͔͙͉͉ͪͤ̋̓̿̎ͨ̀́ ̦̻ͨͧͧ͋͐̅ͬ͝s͓̗̯̟̝̞̥̮͒̄̑o̴͈͙̲̥̔ͨ̄̿̊̌ͮͨ͠uͦ͆̋҉̙̪̼ṇ̨͈͚̙̣̰͉͇̳́̾̒̌ͧdͪ͂҉̸̞̟͕̦͜.͍̯̙̯̮̈̓̓̊̀͢
̢͇͖̲̲̯̙̭͑͌̅̃ͬ͌͝
͕̪̼̻͎̦̜̹͐͟Í̥͓̳ͫ͐͟ ̛̐̊̿ͫ̉͑͊͂͋҉̤̟̠͍̫͔g̪̼̙͎̖̙ͮ̀͝i̵̫̮̪͉̯̫͙̭̹ͦ̌̇̐ͦ͐̓͜v̡̭͎̠̹̳͖͙̮̆ͥ̒ͧ̍̃̕͞e̴̝͚̘̲̜͈̹̮̺̒̎ͬ͒ͣ͐ ͙̘̗̻̠͚̗̬ͨ̏ͨͪ̽̑̽͜͠yͤͯ̈͆͛̓ͥ҉̛̦o̶̯̬̥̬͒ͬͭ͆ͥ̄̕u̟̟̒͌̿̐̀ ̸̹̯̺̖̇͌͘ä̵̡͕̤́̐̑̀ͥ̈̓̚ ̢͑ͧ̃͏̪̲̪̼h̪̮̣̞̜̰́̏ͩ̅̈́̎ͪ̓͘ä̷̩̠́̓̈́m͎̟̀̌̋ͮ̏͡b̰̬̝̅̏u͚͎̰̮̻̇̿ͣ͐ͯ̍̄ͨͫr̴̨̪̜̘̳̞̖͊͟ġ̱͍ͮͨ̎̓ẻ̵̢̛͕͓̻̳̳̝ͩͪ̇̒ͦ̓̇̓r̦̮ͣ̆͌̕.̣̟̬̣̭̙̱̗̒̽̎

i should have fucking known i’m done with everything

all this time studying abstraction and stuff actually makes me able to understand the logic behind this……

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

isthatwhatyoumint:

kingcheddarxvii:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH NO
MAYA NO
NOOOOOOO

how the hell did my old apartmentstuck art end up on somebody’s math homework

isthatwhatyoumint:

kingcheddarxvii:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH NO

MAYA NO

NOOOOOOO

how the hell did my old apartmentstuck art end up on somebody’s math homework

fandomsarelikesex:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

should i tell him

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

gwydionae:

themindofmatt:

If you’re a Spider-Man fan and you’re not watching Ultimate Spider-Man, you need to.

……..why am I not watching this show?

*adds to list of things to check out when I can actually pay attention to what’s on the screen*